This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
i will never not reblog this
I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa
panic at the party
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
Anthony Mackie gets really excited at the mention of being in other Marvel projects. [x]
This man is a fucking gift to this fandom and should be cherished.